When i was new to the subway

This is one funny, sad and yet true depiction of the daily transit.
I moved to NYC about 4 years ago and i had to observe to learn just what you said.
The sad part for me was that i was coming from brooklyn, so i had very few people transit workers or not that were willing to help.
The only help i got was one guy that gave me a gem of advice when i needed help on the metrocard system :

” if you don’t get your azz moving quicker and i miss that train cause you don’t know how what metrocard to buy, i’ll make you regret waking up today.”

needless to say i figured out darn quick right then.

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Lol, this is hilarious. I bet you have to be so fast that you wouldn’t even stop and think!

posted by peanut on 06.07.08 at 6:57 am

That’s morbid. At least something good came out of it

posted by Riyanne on 06.08.08 at 1:23 am

Last time when I took the subway in my country during peak hours, I stood there on the platform among all those rushing people and I can’t get in until the 3rd train comes.

posted by peanut on 06.08.08 at 7:17 am

That’s why I always ask the security guard instead :P

posted by Riyanne on 06.08.08 at 11:26 am

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