Man do i hate the subway at times

So i get on the subway…….

And life happens as usual. Firstly the subway is crowded, but hey what’s new. Secondly it seems like people shower less during the winter. It’s like they think that since they sweat a little less they don’t need to shower. Well here is a wake up people…. YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR ASSES!!! sheesh. This young couple was standing next to me and boy they smelt like a dump and the girl was giggling to the guy that she didn’t shower this morning, it was just too cold. And the dude is looking at her like that is so cute. Well i only had to deal with them for 2 stops and i attempt to sit down when one of the seats became free. THAT WAS MY NEXT MISTAKE. Apparently a lady from the other end of the car had reserved the seat by looking at it and she made her way down and start shouting at me that she saw it first. Now my first insticnt was to look good at her to see if she was pregnant but this lady look like she needed food and there was no way she was carrying a bambino. So i said apologetically that i didn’t know she was waiting for it since she was not close at all. with that said she got out at the very next stop. After all of that she made such a big fuss to run over from the other side to where this lone seat was to sit for less than 5 mins. Go figure.

Well the comedy of errors did not end there. At the next stop another woman got in and attempted to squeee into the middle of myself and this other guy sitting on a 3 seater. Mind you that she was easily way over 300 pounds and then had the never to turn to me and complaint that i didn’t want to more over for her.

That was my last straw and so i proceeded to explain to her how her mother and father gave birth to her and how they at first mistook it for a bowel movement. I then got up and told her keep the seat, Since i was sure she’d fall asleep and mistake me for a turkey leg in her dreams.

Lets see what happens this evening.